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MIKE ╋━

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Niggas is blessed


The day i turned 22.

It’s my birthday and shit😔🥳 Happy turnings to me!

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Happy turnings to me!


It’s my birthday and shit😔🥳 Happy turnings to me!

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Happy turnings to me!

NOT TWEETING UNTIL LIVERPOOL WIN 5 GAMES IN A ROW.


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Family is like a pair of buttocks. They rub against each other every day but they never separate, it turns ugly if they do. The moment unacut ties na familia ndio life hukuonesha there is nothing like "friends who became family".

Time nlifika rock bottom mama yangu ndio alisimama na mimi siwezi sahau alienda akakopa pesa ya chama kunitumia! Difficult times ndio zinakuonyeshaga marafiki wa kweli hadi girlfriend alinitoroka hio time



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Depends on the woman: Lay it all on the table, tell her why you cannot afford certain luxuries in the moment, and MORE IMPORTANTLY what you are doing to improve yourself and the timeline you have in mind. Then let her decide. Secondly, there are so many activities you can do…

I've had issues in my relationship life because pesa haitoshi luxury. I mean ukilipa rent na madeni huna hata mia ya maua. To her you're inconsiderate but akilini hesabu haziishi. I now understand why people advised me to stay off that market.



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This is to show how powerful indoctrination is to the mind of a child…you find this disgusting and nonsensical because you were not born and raised believing it. It’s exactly why you need to take a step back and re-examine whatever faith you were born and raised to believe.

Dozens of villagers in Gummatapura, southern India, hurled cow dung at each other for the Gorehabba festival — a local ritual marking the end of Diwali. Devotees believe their deity Beereshwara Swamy was born in cow excrement, which many Hindus consider sacred and purifying.



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NEVER in my life have I piled my clothes to wash and thought “I need a wife”. Weird ass nigga

This is when most men realize they need a wife 😂

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The cheat code nobody talks about: Being reliable. Answer emails quickly. Show up on time. Do what you said. Keep small promises. Remember details. In a world where everyone is flaky, reliability looks like genius. It's not talent.


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We play Kylian Mbappe's Real Madrid and Erling Haaland Man City in the space of 4 days btw


I still got a good feeling about this game tho

We trail at half-time.

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Yaani this is how yanited feel kila wikendi


Liverpool😭😭😭


“Send tirries for baba”😭😭😭


Take this account very seriously!

G.I.S.T. & Rogern's 7 Ultimate Affirm Former Prime Minister @RailaOdinga's Toxicology Report While Under Intensive Care Revealed Traces Of Ricin Was Found In His Lungs And Other Vital Organs Leading To Induced Cardiac Failure ~ Global Command @GIST_Gov With UK @GCHQ & US @NSAGov.



Video cracks me up everytime🤣🤣🤣🥀

"Kwa kisungu ni WHO IS TENI BOOOB"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



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The north remembers this newspaper

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Haha. Crativity in the pits.

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Nunua fries and dont add any sauce. Fika kwako, fry some onions, tomatoes and sausages, add any seasoning of your own choice and then add the fries. Ohh and grab some minute maid too. yes thank me later. Repeat this daily and your sperm quality will be in pits.



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