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Veloc Jones

@codevelocity

Give someone enough rope and they're just as likely to get into bondage as hang themselves.

codevelocity's tweet image. Give someone enough rope and they're just as likely to get into bondage as hang themselves.

Planning weddings for 400 is nothing. I want a reality TV show where the challenge is a successful (as in everyone shows up) MMF threesome.


A friend gave me his old storage drive full of porn...54,000 videos. It's the weirdest gift anyone's ever gave me.


So this is what the World Wide Web has become.


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