Lifeless Programmer
@codinglively
Developer & Designer Web || Mobile || UI/UX || AI 14K+ Followers on Instagram
Mom : Take my card, go buy the bread and on the way back buy something for yourself.. Me :
Ask a software developer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines & he will say it looks good.
If you are living a boring life.... Delete a table from production #database ☠️
Senior Dev : work on this task Junior Dev : what if I get stuck ? Senior Dev : Ask me if you get stuck *Few moments later* :
btw these large scary math problems are just for-loops
If you're having a bad day, please remember that a man from canada known as Bichelangelo uses a GPS tracker of his bike rides to draw pictures
Romantic partners are like domain names 🧑💻 The ones you like are already taken 🙃
When you start sacrificing beautiful code structure to meet a deadline
Client : "Can this be delivered in 6 months ?" Junior Developer : "of course!"
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