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Me, field trip, 3rd Grade, Zoo has Jurassic Park. They're working on robot T-Rex and the neck skin was moving so realistically. The words came out before my mind could hit the brakes. "Is that thing real?" That teacher looked through me into my future and snatched my soul.
Whenever I start off a sentence with "Well theoretically..." I feel like a pretentious bag of hammers It's my equivalent of "Umm.." and I use it in equal measure...soul-crushingly equal measure
Me: If this is true, the Wu-Tang Clan could be dangerous! Son: I don't know what that is. Me: What?!?!? Son: I don't know movies dad. My dear boy how I have failed you.
Neighbor being kind cutting grass with riding mower. "Anything I can't run over?" Thinking he meant branches etc as I just trimmed I say all good Minutes later I watch from the porch frozen in horror as he beheads two good sized lavender bushes God bless you Jim but DAMMIT!!!
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The thing that makes coding hard is not learning a new syntax/language, it's that you are learning to use a new lens to view your problems and sometimes a different world Similar to spoken languages echoing and influencing each other, your code reads like a caveman speaking
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