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Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

Can't wait for Wicked: For Good to hit streaming so I can make the stupidest joke of all time



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you on jackd, grindr, tinder, and hinge and cant find nobody. DAMN.



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UNEMPLOYMENT LAHN CREDIT CARD DECLAHN


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Fergie came on All of the Lights just saying anything


yt ppl ruin everything

Young hoes never want to get a cart

bonekeepr's tweet image. Young hoes never want to get a cart


she was fake bisexual in her early 20s and has only been dating and engaged to men. let it go.

With a week left of voting at the Grammys, I want to remind everyone that Lady Gaga could become the first openly LGBT artist to win 'Album of the Year' thanks to "MAYHEM" Only two LGBT artists have won, 9 and 3 years before coming out @RecordingAcad



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what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again.


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Let me be CLEAR….. Naw…Let Me Be OPAQUE


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community is invested in each other’s survival and well being, not just enjoyment at cute little curated ticketed events


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shopping at the kyle richards iconic moments store


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the period between christmas and new years


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I be watching it no shade…

why are all my tiktok ads this



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Natalie’s choice in outfit, insisting on 🥃 , leading him into questions that she knows the answer to but knows he doesn’t want brought up, answering questions like he does, playing on his insecurities while stroking his ego, stepping on it, repeat was a sociology masterclass!

He didn’t like her answer 🤣🤣



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I still can’t see it…

he’s literally one of the hottest people on this planet

Thedudeshub's tweet image. he’s literally one of the hottest people on this planet


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“king of the christmas box office” while none of those movies were able to top the box office during the christmas weekend is an insane statement the author of this piece being the same one from the infamous sinners “underperformance” article says a lot….

Timothée Chalamet is officially the king of the Christmas box office. It’s the third consecutive holiday season where the A-list star has dominated at the box office, a reign that began with 2023’s family-friendly musical “Wonka” and continued with 2024’s Bob Dylan biopic “A…

Variety's tweet image. Timothée Chalamet is officially the king of the Christmas box office.

It’s the third consecutive holiday season where the A-list star has dominated at the box office, a reign that began with 2023’s family-friendly musical “Wonka” and continued with 2024’s Bob Dylan biopic “A…


this is barbaric

As a man you’re supposed to procreate and build a lineage. That’s been the rule since the beginning of time. Love will pay the bills. I guess people forgot that “LOVE” is actually shown through actions.🤷🏾‍♂️IJS



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I be wanting to help people argue so bad. Y'all don't be saying the right stuff.


nurse…

cornplating but notice the way glinda inhales and elphaba completes it by exhaling… glinda breathing her in and not wanting to let go while elphaba is making the choice to walk away.. this two halves of one heart shit is serious



she controlled it and i respect her.

He didn’t like her answer 🤣🤣



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