Lindsay Coffin
@coffinated
Sister, reader, crafter, cyclist, lover, linguist, Bostonian.
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Maybe one day I will not leave my Twitter open for @DeniseFelisha to hack
theatlantic.com/business/archi… ...except for the "suffering" bit I mean honestly. #linguisttweets
Found this & didn't buy it for myself bc it's someone else's PERFECT XMAS GIFT for me. #wug #bicyclebell #really
HULK LOVE @OATMEAL! BUT @OATMEAL STILL PRESCRIPTIVIST! MEANING OF "LITERALLY" CHANGE! IT OK! theoatmeal.com/comics/literal… #LINGUISTICS #LANGUAGE
Today's to-do: Clean out closet. Pack up bookshelf. Find an apt in Germany. Dissolve into fine panicky mist.
So there's a thing called Hug Your Cat Day, and it's today. #celebrateresponsibly instagram.com/p/Y3nOQmk8dN/
"He's an angry Persian, like: 'What?! Put on a burqa right now!!'" Fathers, your daughters will talk about you loudly in line at Starbucks.
Hey, sometimes your chief source of joy in a day is coffee. Or you're pretty sure it will be, as you speculate on it the night before.
Totally not eating pudding straight from the bowl alone. I'm eating it with Oreos.
1am sometimes feels like the foot of Mt Doom. Hey, time? Could you not?
Who else woke up this morning and thought, 'what a perfectly Unremarkable day!' amazon.com/gp/aw/d/148259…
Sometimes things get so real that I lighten my coffee with other coffee. instagram.com/p/XUoNYUk8ah/
'Maybe if I'm not sleeping I should be doing work' could be the highest-frequency sentence of my inner monologue.
Mind & body will eventually adapt to insomnia, and I will no longer require sleep. That might look good on grad school apps!
Just had a 15min phone convo with @CampSpastic ... from our bedrooms. #springbreak
"We got our lease renewal and only 2/3 names are on it" "That's ok just write the other one in" -cool, we'll just edit that rent amt too...
"I don't know, maybe cheese puffs and beer is dinner," she said as she gazed into the cavity that was her self control.
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