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Hard to imagine anyone figuring out which limo he's in.


Can we see some tweets #RIPTwitter


Crash bandicoot the mad lad.

Terrifying picture shows unidentified creature roaming Texas zoo trib.al/emJRg4h

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Could have watched another 10 seasons of Ozark! Ruth is one of the best characters on a show ever too. #Ozark

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Basically Hagler & Hearns.

Really impressive form. Mix in a little #helwaniboxing and they could be legit players



When #ElonMusk buys #Twitter I'm leaving, and I won't back for at least an hour. . Imagine caring if he buys it lol.


Some people man!

Mike Tyson appears to beat up some fan that pissed him off while on a plane. check us out fightscout.app



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EU GAS PRICE TO SHOOT UP AS EU TO DECLARE EMBARGO ON RUSSIAN OIL AFTER FRENCH ELECTION NEXT WEEK - SOURCE



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No one should be prevented from talking about their private lives per se. But the great teachers of the world are mysteries to their students. An old brilliant man with a ratty sweater who walks everywhere. A fat woman who’s rumored to have killed her husband etc.

Teacher on MSNBC worries he can't discuss his love life with kindergarteners anymore: "It scares me that I am not going to be able to have these conversations with my children...I don’t want to have to hide that my partner and I went paddle boarding this weekend."



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Sad to hear that. Norm McDonald has checked out. Bad old doing. He was an absolute genius. God rest him. I was only recanting the story about him throwing 80k into the sea in Atlantic City. “I was going to gable it away anyway. #NormMcdonald


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I interviewed John Mcafee back in 2019. Towards the end I asked him what the deal was with all the foil on the walls. He said that some bad bastards were after him. He was one of kind. #JohnMcAfee podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/har…


Cool the jets with the Matt Le Blanc memes irish twitter they said.

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😂😂 Shit.. welcome aboard.

Australian woman wakes up with Irish accent after throat surgery trib.al/xNDDfoY

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I heard it hit the ocean thankfully.. We can get back to worrying about the other ways we can die. #ChineseRocket


If this shit hits me I'll be furious. Dead.. but furious. #ChineseRocket


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