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#GTAV + Midterms = conspiracy by Universities for us to #fail #schoolshark


#happyfriday Sharks! Is what we would be saying if midterms weren't starting Monday! #aintnobodygottimefordat #schoolshark


If you have a nice car, you can park in the professor's lot. They'll just assume you're one of them. #schoolshark


There are times to finish first, and times to just finish. Graduating from university would be the latter. #schoolshark


You'll regret the one year lease you signed in the fall, come the summer you find nobody to sublease to. #schoolshark


Establish important info with your roommate asap. There are some things you don't want to wait a month to find out. #schoolshark


Sometimes you just want to curl up with a nice new textbook. And cry yourself to sleep at its price. #schoolshark


Things you don't learn in college: 1) Paying bills 2) Applying for jobs. But thank God you can graph a polynomial function. #schoolshark


The only way to get over your nightmare of writing an exam naked, is to write an exam naked. #schoolshark


Don't look too deeply into a question. A pebble held close to the eye can look like a boulder. #schoolshark


The iron comes in handy for making a grilled cheese sandwich. Just don't tell your roommate. #schoolshark


If you can't decide between classes, go to the bookstore and look at the thickness of their textbooks. #schoolshark


The only people who wish they were back in high school are the ones who peaked there. #schoolshark


Find a place with an additional room that you can rent out for some extra cash. #schoolshark


A random roommate is a good way to make new friends and an even better way to meet total psychopaths. #schoolshark


Moving out of your parents' house into a place that they're paying for doesn't give you bragging rights for "moving out". #schoolshark


You can usually tell the difference between freshmen and seniors by how dressed up they get to go to class. #schoolshark


It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Say no to exams. #schoolshark


Be selfish with your iPod. Nobody wants to hear your music unless we ask to borrow it. #schoolshark


Get a doctor's note before writing any exam. If it's hard, just walk out holding your stomach. #schoolshark


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