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Collins Odera

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Go to the gym, Even if you’re tired. Start that business, Even if you’re poor. Invest in education, Even if you’re broke. Approach that girl, Even if you’re shy. Do that work, Even if you’re not motivated. You are a man, Find a way to get things done.


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A bill is crawling through the Senate, dressed as reform but soaked in deceit. It seeks to stretch power’s leash—extending presidential, MP, MCA, and governor terms from five to seven years. It even proposes a Prime Minister’s office handpicked by the same President. A perfect…


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6 games 0 goals 0 assists Noni Madueke 007, we will be there

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Noni Madueke 007, we will be there

Its time we also talk about how Bruno never runs with his opponents.Nevertracked the run during the Europa league final,same happen today .

Diogo Dalot sold Manchester United here 👍🏻x.com/DfwDarren/stat…



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1. Politicians make bill so long no one can read it 2. Politicians vote for bill and don’t read it 3. Politicians promise outcomes from bill they haven’t read 4. Bill does not produce outcomes 5. Politicians run for re-election promising to make more bills they won’t read

Full transparency, I did not know about this section on pages 278-279 of the OBBB that strips states of the right to make laws or regulate AI for 10 years. I am adamantly OPPOSED to this and it is a violation of state rights and I would have voted NO if I had known this was in…

RepMTG's tweet image. Full transparency, I did not know about this section on pages 278-279 of the OBBB that strips states of the right to make laws or regulate AI for 10 years.

I am adamantly OPPOSED to this and it is a violation of state rights and I would have voted NO if I had known this was in…
RepMTG's tweet image. Full transparency, I did not know about this section on pages 278-279 of the OBBB that strips states of the right to make laws or regulate AI for 10 years.

I am adamantly OPPOSED to this and it is a violation of state rights and I would have voted NO if I had known this was in…


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Tough times for Kenyan businesses. This comes after 1,817 firms applied for strike-off in the year to June 2024, 20 faced liquidation, and 14 went under administration. 540 employers also dropped off the NSSF list—the first decline since COVID-19.


Your government can't fix potholes but wants to regulate AI. Bro, you still write official documents in Microsoft Word 2003.


Someone’s grandma just whispered “he’s not the one” into her grandchild’s dream and disappeared into the ancestral realm. Elite ghosting.


Kenyan artists be going international in the comments section only. “Burna must see this.” Sir, Burna won’t. He’s busy being booked.


Being African is explaining to your parents what you do for a living for 6 years and they still introduce you as “he works with computers.”


A Kenyan politician can be caught stealing with CCTV, audio, and eyewitnesses… and still say “this is character assassination.” Brother, your character committed suicide in broad daylight.


Toxic workplaces will give you burnout, anxiety, and trust issues... then call it “team culture.”


The streets are not just calling, they’re FaceTiming now. And they’re asking why you thought dating someone with “I’m not ready for a relationship” in their bio was a good idea.


Modern love is just playlist exchanges, shared memes, and unspoken anxiety about being left on read.


Modern dating is just two people trauma bonding for 3 weeks, ghosting each other for 2 months, then suddenly watching each other’s IG stories like divorced parents.


“He’s emotionally unavailable, still talks to his ex, and believes therapy is a scam.” Girl: But he’s tall. 🧍‍♀️❤️


The talking stage be lasting longer than some marriages. I'm just out here emotionally invested in someone who still has notifications off.


In Kenya, leaders don't lie — they “restructure expectations.” Yesterday’s Unga is tomorrow’s mirage.


Kenya’s economic plan is simple: Tax the broke, fund the rich, and blame the youth. It’s giving “reverse Robin Hood” vibes.


Politics in Kenya isn’t about service delivery. It’s an extreme sport for rich people who don’t like accountability.


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