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Colleen McDermott

@collmecastaneda

11.18.15

My yearly tweet: I cannot stand elves that constantly need a note to explain their actions


I turned my mom’s old iPhone on today. Looked at the pictures and showed Laylyn. It’s crazy to see what my mom was trying to remember 💛 pictures of vacations, her garden, and her favorite places 🌼🌼


Today on our walk I was reminded George is afraid of 99% of Halloween decorations & plastic bags that blow in the wind 😅🙃


It melts my heart when I’m doing a night feed that George comes and checks it out. Then he’ll go into Laylyns room to check on her 🥹 if he doesn’t come back to sit with me, he waits for me at the stairs. We don’t deserve dogs 🥹


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KELLY CLARKSON AND TEDDY SWIMS DUETING ‘NEED YOU NOW’ WASN’T ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD 😭


Every night we go around the table and say the best part of our day. And Laylyn’s answer tonight was “spending the whole day with mama” 🥹 and it was a day… filled with a walk, playground, outside play, dinner etc. my heart


Posting so it shows up on my time hop 15 years from now 🥰🥹

collmecastaneda's tweet image. Posting so it shows up on my time hop 15 years from now 🥰🥹

If being a part of a new moms Facebook group has taught me anything: child development courses should be a prerequisite in our education system 🙈


What am I gonna do on maternity leave when love island ends!?


Laylyn is going to have the highest standards. She wanted pink swing set, and Joey started painting it with stain and we had. Now it’s getting pink accents plus pink swings/ accessories 🥲

collmecastaneda's tweet image. Laylyn is going to have the highest standards. She wanted  pink swing set, and Joey started painting it with stain and we had. Now it’s getting pink accents plus pink swings/ accessories 🥲

Happy Friday the 13th. I’m still pregnant, stepped in gym, and busted my foot at Home Depot and started bleeding 🙃 all before 9am.


Completely happy being a girl mom. Currently doing a Taylor swift sticker book while watching the eras tour 🥹😊


My 3 year old asked why princesses don’t have moms 🥲


Why is no one else weirded out by the met gala? It is the oddest concept to me


Imagine someone going through my google searches? I’m pretty sure my last search was “who is fancy Nancy’s best friend?” 🙈🙃


Next Easter, bottomless mimosas. Reminding myself only one more holiday to get through 🙈🥹


Why is it impossible to tap through instagram stories without opening adds every other tap


Tell me you’re a second child, without telling me you’re a second child. I’ll go first: today my husband and I picked our second daughters name out of a hat 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈


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Somehow I don’t think this will be at the head of the Disney+ queue ever. In fact I’m not sure they are aware they made it. But that was an incredibly fun summer in North Carolina 30 years ago. #Heavyweights

Happy 30th anniversary to the most underrated Disney movie of all time 💯 Thank you @BenStiller 🫡

thethainesshow's tweet image. Happy 30th anniversary to the most underrated Disney movie of all time 💯
Thank you @BenStiller 🫡


Colleen McDermott reposted

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though


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