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Milkii

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andrew tate is the reason why the sassy man apocalypse exists


y’all hear me out…mailmen😘


It’s sustainable to have a sugar daddy because you’re basically eating the rich


my life is a movie but the directors aren’t even doing their job. Some of them haven’t even clocked in.


I’m trying to be like lori harvey fr fr. I already have a bald black father so that checks one box


I wanna hear @NoahKahan sing a cover for let her go by passengers. They have almost the same exact voice


I still can’t stop thinking about the cat BARKING in the barbie princess and the pauper movie


I was today years old when I found out that florence and the machine is florence WELCH and the machine and NOT florence PUGH and the machine


I fully thought ppl were posting jane birkin because it was her birthday but boy was I wrong


can my favorite singers stop teasing new music and just release it already?


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I know y’all did not think she wrote folklore stone cold sober


it just hit me that bar harbor doesn’t have the two things I need: target and black people


I’ve never been so anti-canadian up until my canadian cousins stayed here for two weeks. hell fire.


my canadian cousins had to whip out the “at least we don’t have shootings” card to me and my american ass brothers so I told them that ‘the british whip out the same card’ and ‘it’s no wonder y’all are still colonized by them’


just another day being italian:

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ever met a problematic environmentalist?


granolas have a foot fetish


you’ve got americans setting bombs as fireworks meanwhile the french are setting cars on fire


according to my canadian cousins Canada has freedom (apparently) so their Independence day is today so happy canada day


I think I’m having a little bit of a method acting moment…I can’t say tomorrow’ without sounding british


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