Coma Doof Warrior
@coma_doof
I hang off the front of a truck wearing a skin mask and playing guitar. Other than that, I'm just a regular guy.
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HEY JOE WHO ARE YOU CALLING MEDIOCRE you try playing guitar with a bungee cord wedged up your ass crack you pasty faced tool
@KurtRavenWolf If you want to keep it cheap you can just use a lighter and a can of deodorant 🔥🔥🔥🔥🎸🔥🔥🔥
I find that a grubby red onesie works well for all occasions
🎵Never made it as a wise man Couldnt cut it as a poor man stealin🎵 OK OK JOE I'M JUST KIDDING put the gun down man
Immortan told me not to play Nickelback anymore. Says he's OK with slavery and torture but some lines he won't cross
So this is a pretty cool thing right here
I really wish I'd thought of this joke first
oh sure it LOOKS cool to be the coma doof warrior, but it SUCKS when immortan joe just yells "DOOF US!" when he wants me to play
TODAY: - Rock out - Burn stuff - Give mask its twice-yearly wash - Fight gang of ninja motorcycle grannies - Milk
Greetings to all my new followers. Look me up next time you're all in the Citadel, we can go get some warm milk or something.
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