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Check out Insane workouts: Before and After! #6 is awesome! goo.gl/QEH9H - sp
School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards, and we are the prisoners.
*going for a nap after school* | *waking up in darkness* | "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
I got pulled over by the Police last night. The officer said, "Papers?" So I yelled, "SCISSORS, I WIN!!" and drove off...
Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time
Saying you'll wake up EARLY to get something done... then when you wake up, convincing yourself it's not important..
Do you feel like a simple "I love you" won't do? Here are come creative ways to show your love. #9 is awesome. goo.gl/YtOXE - sp
It's funny how you keep checking your phone like someone loves you. They don't.
Me: Why did sarah fall off the swings? Friend: Why? Me: she had no arms. Knock knock... Friend: Who's there? Me: Not sarah.
My mom always told me that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all…& then some ppl wonder why Im so quiet around them...
Every time I fart I whisper, "your free little buddy, make me proud", then look away in a dramatic fashion
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