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For 40 years, Comedy Productions has provided its clients with the best in comedy and variety entertainment nationwide. http://linktr.ee/comedyproductions
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Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. #DadJokes
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple! #DadJokes
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate. #DadJokes
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. #DadJokes
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart. #DadJokes
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands. #DadJokes
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. #DadJokes
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. #DadJokes
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents. #DadJokes
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