Kent Perry
@comicKentPerry
Sarasota, FL-based comedian, emcee, and voice over artist.
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This was a follow up to my 8th grade science teacher sister about how my 7th graders English are going to have a Zoom discussion with a Holocaust survivor to put a button on our Holocaust unit. (That part is true.) If @GeorgeTakei is willing, I’d love to make my joke true!
With my visit today to @CoolToday_Park I’m back to having been to every #GrapefruitLeague park. This facility would be perfect for a @profastpitch team. The @Chicago_Bandits can show you how a city can run a team. Let’s make it happen! @Braves @SRQCountyGov @CityofNorthPort
Enjoying an evening with the national champs watching the newest @CometsNPF player pitch. @FSU_Softball #GoSeminoles
Today, the Willie Adames autographed baseball I received in a contest for @RaysRadio affiliates joined the autographed Jay Bell ball that has been in a place of honor in my office for many years. (Circled is the slight smudge of ballpoint pen left on the Bell ball.) Thanks, Rays!
i have. no plans today. i rescheduled. the meeting. with my fren. about how to prevent. indoor zooming injuries. because. that’s boring
On game day, sometimes I tease my kid by calling her softball uniform her “costume.” I imagine the Florida Gators’ dads do the same. #woof
.@Hertz Rented car w 5/8 tank. Returned with 3/4 tank. 30 min later, re-rented unmoved car w 3/4 tank. Why can't I return at 5/8? Ugh!
Something I'm going to change in 2017 is to start treating left handed people more kindly, like they're actually normal human beings.
If the editors of Wikipedia were any fun at all, the entry for "Wikipedia" would just be "Mostly harmless."
I suspect @SouthwestAir doesn't know what @KeithAlberstadt does for a living.
Good news, @boldcitybrewery We can keep playing Monday Night Trivia. Duke's is back at @EviesSarasota Palm Aire.
Hey @EviesSarasota - why no Duke's from @boldcitybrewery on draught at Palm Aire anymore? Should we find a new venue for trivia on Monday?
I hear when @FattMernandez goes to Burger King, he gets a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then makes the Whopper watch as he eats the Whopper jr.
It's like my Mom always said FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:
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