Andrew
@comicmonkey
New York Based Writer of Comics, TV and general absurdity
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I’m sure the free public wifi at jury duty is totally safe if I wanted to do some online banking or other important business….
Small child April fools jokes consist of just doing any random act of chaos and yelling “I pranked you!” Is it April 2nd yet? #parenting #AprilFoolsDay
I was supposed to be @mets opening day today before the delayed schedule. I'm hoping that means all the rain can get out of the way now, so it's beautiful for April 15th. #LGM
Do laser guns in Star Wars universe have ammo or a power source? Everyone's just firing and firing nonstop. #starwars #BobaFett
My confused wife declared to me and our kids, “OK, someone has to tell me who Bruno is and why we can’t talk about him.”
My three year old just now. “I love mama every day all the time. I love daddy some days.”
Why do flies always rub their front legs together like an evil villain plotting something?
I love that NBC will find any chance to use Steve Kornacki, even gold medal number crunching at the olympics.
As I was doing laundry and using a tide pod, I couldn't help but wonder who was the first person to think, "I should totally eat this."
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