Getting my third shot… Sister set up the appointment. She never tell me was at a OGBYN clinic. I feel weird with my pants down. Lol. I thought supposed to be arm only.
In about 14 days of isolation my offer to cuddle is going to start to look good. Get me on a discount girl. Plan ahead
Who wants to quarantine with me? You only sacrifice your sanity and opinion of me.
Is this a big enough crisis to constitute an apology to all the exes? Asking for my exes... You still got my number it’s under blocked numbers. Lol Call me. 😂
Shameful secret... I still struggle with spelling rhythm. I see it with spellcheck and it still looks wrong to me. I Must be The only one. It’s ok I’m Asian we ain’t got no rhythem. Lol
Ever see a couple and just think... wow! She is so pretty, he’s so so. How’d that happen?! If you catch yourself thinking this way and you’re in a relationship... you might be the ugly one. Appreciate the one you have.
I like to smile at random ugly girls to make their day special... make them feel like they're on fire today. I'm a giver. But then I started to think about all the smiles I get throughout the day. Started to question everything.
My hearing impaired Aunty just said i look big/fat(makes big circle with hands around body)... she’s lucky she can’t hear the next couple of words coming out of my mouth. Lol. Typical Asian Aunty
Is it possible to get road rage with a cart in target. Some of these people are about to become statistics.
An ocean of emotions and all the currents run straight to you. RIP dad
So many things in my house are about to expire... need help Milk, eggs, condoms Anyone that helps can have the milk and eggs. Lol 😂
If you cannot fart in front of your significant other... you not going be happy.
If you haven't had sex in months it's Harder than it should be... life I mean
Got a great tip from a gay couple. I guess I am cute enough... finally validation
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