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MY MESSAGE TO ALL HOMOPHOBES ON TWITTER 🩵🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩵
Happy pride month if you’re straight you’re banned from Ba Sing Se.
It's fitting that when your JerryRigEverything knife breaks, you gotta Jerry rig it back together.
replaying dark souls 1 recently and uhh, same tbh
Our nation’s police officers run toward danger when others run away from it. You run toward cries of help, knowing you can offer it. There’s no greater responsibility of government than ensuring the safety of the American people and those who sacrifice to protect us all.
"What type of phone are you looking to buy?" "I want a phone that isn't going to explode." Sorry ma'am, I only sell bombs here.
Yo I'd pick a bear over a dude just so I don't have to talk to anyone. Leave me the fuck alone.
In a country where children go hungry, people die unhoused and libraries are only open part time, this is where our resources go
This year's 4/20 marks 1,187 days that Biden has refused to do what he promised in exchange for your votes:
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After Warner Bros took various cost-cutting measures including turning movies into tax write-offs and refused to pay actors & writers for months, David Zaslav’s 2023 pay package is now at $49.7M, a 26.5% increase from 2022. (Source: wp.me/pc8uak-1lE1mC)
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