Aaron Bell
@computershit
random.choice(['technologist', 'wannabe farmer', 'proud father', 'fledgling cook' 'west coast transplant', 'animal lover', 'arizona fan']) ➡️❤️
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how does the @Plex app's player for iOS still not support double tap to ffwd and rewind? I've been a lifetime member for almost 9 years and I'd easily re-up if some engineer there made it happen.
I’m so disappointed that my videos still show up under All Photos in 2019.
I dunno, worked for me.
What five words best describe programming?
Everyone in my Splatoon league thinks I look like Doug Stamper; better than Frank Underwood imo.
I saw a houndstooth lighter tonight that desperately needed to speak with the manager.
Make your SMS alert notification the Daily Double sound. You won’t regret it.
I’m getting verklempt. Here’s a topic: Elton John > Billy Joel. Discuss.
I consider it a compliment of the highest order when one of my daughters says "You're so weird, dad."
Every time you ssh to a server, somewhere a unicorn loses its horn.
You don't have the votes. You don't have the votes. You're gonna need Congressional approval And you don't have the votes. #TrumpCare
A class-less. Galumphing. Clod. Holy shit.
You know you've made it when you're eavesdropping on complete strangers at a big company mtg, and they go "Blah blah blah <your name>."
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