FakeMorganStallings
@computerwiz77
Also known as Papa Smurf. Sometimes confused for a lawn gnome or an oompa loompa. Still waiting to hit my growth spurt.
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RT @JoelOsteen: Don’t get discouraged by what ur going through. Where you are is not where ur going to stay. // in Taco Bell.
Last but not least, the wonderful crew at Starbucks for spending hours making those pumpkin lattes, without which I might never be tardy.
I know it sounds cray, but sometimes I have more fun watching Netflix than when I go partying.
Until mankind is sane enough not to have Kardashians on the news, no point taking them out of shows that need them for entertainment value.
I don't understand why people wear white pants after labor day.... #sin #nowhitepants #PowerPoint
I wonder if people are staring at my beard or thinking man that guy is short #beardprobs #shortpoepleprobs
Here is my idea on high school reunions if I haven't talked to in like 10 years there is a reason and thats I don't like you #beinghonest
Someone asked me for my autograph today. They thought I was Mr. Tumnus. #hairproblems #goatman @lonerwithfriend
people say there are no dumb questions they are wrong #stupid #youshouldmeetklair
Alright who peed in your cornflakes #loosethetuide #Shutyomouth
You need to turn off your music and turn up God #Jesustime
God gave women makeup for a reason #paintyourhouse #youugly
I can't eat this peasant food where is mamma sonea when you need her #realfood
Thought about calling Jenny Craig to help me lose weight but they don't do miracles #fatty
Is that thunder or my stomach #needfood #superhungry
That moment when you laugh so hard you fart #awkwardsituations #mybad #hopeitdoesntsmell
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