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concussedkyle

@concussedkyle

“I can’t do it by myself”

Cannibalism could be delicious


You’re not just gonna find a refrigerator out in nature.


God damn it! Why did I take a shower?


I feel like I’d figure it out better if I was blind


Maybe I need to start smoking weed chronically again


It’s more likely that ghosts exist than zombies


I know we weren’t actually married, but I was still hurt when we got divorced.


I like playing with cat toys, but it’s not stupid.


I think I’m still going through puberty cuz I haven’t developed chest hair yet.


*explaining why he’s excited about a TikTok celebrity having a baby. “It was such a long wait”


When I can comfortably drink again, I’m gonna drunk all week.


I found a hot girl tik tok, it took a while


Ok. Now I’m gonna complain because you think I always complain.


What time is it from?


Even if they are ugly hookers


Vodka lemonade, but I can’t drink so no vodka. I’ll call it the killer Kyle. Killer whale if you add a bit of red dye in the drink. No pink lady killer.

The “Arnold Palmer” is a mixture of lemonade and iced tea. What would a drink honoring you contain and what would it be named?

PGATOURLIVE's tweet image. The “Arnold Palmer” is a mixture of lemonade and iced tea. What would a drink honoring you contain and what would it be named?


I’m not sure what to call it, but I don’t like to watch gay porn.”


It’s just a theory, but when I was 12 I scored in the 99th percentile in brain processing speed. But now I think I’m down to the normal level. So, that’s why y’all think I’m normal.


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