concussedkyle
@concussedkyle
“I can’t do it by myself”
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You’re not just gonna find a refrigerator out in nature.
I feel like I’d figure it out better if I was blind
Maybe I need to start smoking weed chronically again
I know we weren’t actually married, but I was still hurt when we got divorced.
I like playing with cat toys, but it’s not stupid.
I think I’m still going through puberty cuz I haven’t developed chest hair yet.
*explaining why he’s excited about a TikTok celebrity having a baby. “It was such a long wait”
When I can comfortably drink again, I’m gonna drunk all week.
Ok. Now I’m gonna complain because you think I always complain.
Vodka lemonade, but I can’t drink so no vodka. I’ll call it the killer Kyle. Killer whale if you add a bit of red dye in the drink. No pink lady killer.
The “Arnold Palmer” is a mixture of lemonade and iced tea. What would a drink honoring you contain and what would it be named?
I’m not sure what to call it, but I don’t like to watch gay porn.”
It’s just a theory, but when I was 12 I scored in the 99th percentile in brain processing speed. But now I think I’m down to the normal level. So, that’s why y’all think I’m normal.
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