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Giving Maduro a several yard shackled perp walk off the plane is much


Michele: Look at that walk. Ru: Well it IS a walk 💀🤣


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“A masterplan Jared’s been working on for 2 years” Kushner’s face when he yesterday revealed they planned rebuilding Gaza BEFORE it was destroyed by the IDF. This isn't a peace deal it's the seizure of Palestine. US special envoy Steve Witkoff & Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner.


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sadly cannot post the entire episode this is from, so enjoy one of the most iconic line readings from it

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YES Seth Rogan calling out the angled camera


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This is my time to shine, because my favorite hobby is being Dr Phil's #1 hater. Let's talk about some of the things this piece of shit has done, shall we? 🧵

i haven't paid close attention to him but i did not realize Dr. Phil is this much of a clown



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The strategy is familiar and predictable by now. A pile of outrageous statements - all to ensure we spend the next days talking about him, not about you and not about how Kamala Harris will make life more affordable and restore the right to choose that he took away. It’s bait.


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Elizabeth Street Garden is one of the most beautiful parks in NYC and the only park in SoHo. Next week, the city plans to sell it to a builder for $1, and it’s set to become a homeless shelter. If someone wanted to destroy a neighborhood, it’s hard to imagine a better plan than…


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The only thing that’s real about JD Vance is that he’s an asshole.

Welker: You're calling it a sarcastic comment, women felt like it was a gut punch to them. Do you regret making that comment? Vance: I have a lot of regrets but making a joke is not on the top ten list



The brain worms have gotten the best of RFK Jr


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Jill and I just spoke to @KamalaHarris — we can’t wait to watch her accept this historic nomination. Kamala and Tim will inspire a generation and lead us into the future.

JoeBiden's tweet image. Jill and I just spoke to @KamalaHarris — we can’t wait to watch her accept this historic nomination.  

Kamala and Tim will inspire a generation and lead us into the future.

Don’t count the lies, count the I’s … Bill Clinton still spin a phrase into gold.


David Brooks called Michelle Obama’s speech “Moral Magic”


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Here’s that moment from Tennessee State Rep. Justin Pearson during his state’s roll call #DNC:


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“Michelle Obama: Who is going to tell him the job he is currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs?” Donald Trump’s campaign is officially over.

From Acyn

Michelle Obama just gave a speech for the ages! #dosomething


How I have missed Michelle Obama’s speeches 💕


Ella in Thom Browne tonight, obvi


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