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have to be hot online now that i’m not a good Poster anymore

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contextinspectr's tweet image. have to be hot online now that i’m not a good Poster anymore
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once again asking if anyone fw quirked up white girls with raynaud’s syndrome

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sorry for what i said when i was on Red 40


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[gf, software engineer, $200,000/year, talking with coworkers]: Yeah, my bf is between jobs right now but he’s looking so hard! I’m so proud of him! [me, drunk as shit at 9:00 am and lost in the woods, about to pet a skunk from behind]: damn, this cat smoke Loud ass hhell


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i do NOT use AI, i use REDDIT commenters’ opinions as FACT because they are RIGHT


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Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!


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Unfuck my bitch immediately


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Charles has had an incredible journey…

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She think my pupils dilated cus i love her but really im tweaking off Molly


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aw man We got tuesday tomoreow? im killign myself


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Has anyone calculated the minimum amount of money needed to do a money spread? Like could I feasibly do one with $600


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not now babe i’m thugging it out


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You can tell if a frog is female bc they be hoppin


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.@realDonaldTrump: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” politi.co/1LvAHwJ



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I will never stop posting the drinking BORG on the boat baby tiktok, baby


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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse


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You look like you get ignored in big groups


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Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling


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i want to eat batteries a lot and soon


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