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CoolhandLuke

@coolhand9999

5th time is a charm. Texan. MAGA. LGB. Father. #2A. Hunter. Fisher. Just here to laugh at Libs.

Anybody want a water lizard?

coolhand9999's tweet image. Anybody want a water lizard?

Dear @NASCAR , next year- don’t. You may can still save your once great sport, but this @lacoliseum crap isn’t working for you. Take the #clash back to @DAYTONA


What’s wrong with this pic? 😂 @VICE #idiots


Strange take- is @elonmusk Q? Hmmmmm


3 Boxes of Freedom. Soapbox. Ballot box. <we are here. Cartridge Box.


View from the deer stand.

coolhand9999's tweet image. View from the deer stand.

Has anyone heard from @BetoORourke, @staceyabrams , or @CharlieCrist lately? Are they in counseling? #losers


My profound thought of the day- A conservative society can survive without Liberals. A Liberal society cannot survive without Conservatives. Go #vote!


BREAKING: #Republican Candidate For Congress #MonicaDeLaCruz (@monica4congress) Caught @BetoORourke Red-Handed Illegally Electioneering At A Polling Location In #SanJuan #Texas Inside The Restricted Polling Markers! No Word From @TXAG On Any Actions!



Everyone, meet my soulmate! We are making it twitter official. I’m so excited!

coolhand9999's tweet image. Everyone, meet my soulmate! We are making it twitter official. I’m so excited!

So I seriously just checked into this old school, sketchy af motel in northeast Arkansas on Halloween! What could possibly go wrong?

coolhand9999's tweet image. So I seriously just checked into this old school, sketchy af motel in northeast Arkansas on Halloween! What could possibly go wrong?

5th dang time. Please follow if you recognize my ugly face. Thanks.


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