provide me your galactic coordinates. make provision of your universal lat/long at once
all places you recollect are a static measure of time itself that will decay and perish with you
i’ll be taking my leave now (begins an oblique orbital pattern about the astronomical body to which i am gravitationally bound )
i imagine i’ll be some sort of minor deity in the afterlife, at the very least
(really fat guy that likes pizza) time to order a pizza. also im fat
The Sun Is Our Enemy
no forces of interaction will be capable of reconstitution , therefore dissolution can be considered
guy who just ate 3600 calories of popeyes: i wouldn’t say i’m 100% at the moment
y’all check this out (exacerbates existing conditions with my actions )
“EXPECTED SNOWFALL: 1 inch” (looking outside) yep that’s about the size of my wenus 😂💯 😟
college football fans be like “dude it doesn’t matter that the gameplay is awful - the important thing is how young and pure and beautiful and unpaid they are”
You have been kicked from Happy Vassal chat You have been added to Miserable Slave chat
Belgian Prime Minister Bart De Wever: Being a happy vassal is one thing. Being a miserable slave is something else.
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