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I fucking dare someone to slap me while I'm on stage. Try me. Slap me and see what happens. I dare you. Spit in my mouth. Call me a little joke pig. Doesn't even have to be on stage. It could be in a motel room. By the airport. I dare you. Slap me in a motel room by the airport.
I think I’m going to start buying everything using Maya Angelou quarters. Man I love that woman. Read or listen to why the cage bird sings. Then watch the Iconoclast episode with chapelle.
I’m like 99% sure Pete Davidson found a genie.
I learned about this term “doom scrolling” from my boy, Roy. Now, I know sometimes when you fall on tough time it's easy to get lost in the bad. But today I think we should turn it around. How about some #HopeScrolling? I’ll start:
I remember how challenging it was to sing because the A-hole was so tight. But I pushed through because kids all over the country were counting on me.
Watching a little @sesamestreet with the kiddo, and its an episode with @VancityReynolds and the gang doing an A-Team gag. Its a delight, for both me and the kiddo.
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How do we know this tweet wasn't sent by one of the tigers?
Tigers are all accounted for at the Oakland Zoo. They just checked and confirmed.
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