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my life is like a really dark comedy.

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People lie, screenshots don’t.


Nothing like an 8am key bump for breakfast.


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You said tomorrow, yesterday.


On to the next one


I don’t even need cigarette


It’s wild how depression isn’t taken seriously until it’s too late.


If you’re having a bad day, you aren’t alone.


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I originally came to Twitter for a fun escape from reality. Now, my TL is filled with politics. I need to escape the escape.


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Pregaming for my cousin's baby shower

ShittyComedian's tweet image. Pregaming for my cousin's baby shower

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Neighborhood kids always think they can smoke me under the table until I pull out my crack pipe.


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Follow your fear to find the root of your anxiety.


Just not catching a break these days.


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The Dogefather SNL May 8


This guy

Can’t get it up (to orbit) lol



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The @SpaceX Crew-1 astronauts will soon soar back to Earth and parachute to a splashdown off the coast of Florida. They tell @maragabrielle30 what they will be doing afterward. #AskNASA


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Let’s find out just how live Saturday Night Live really is 😈


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I think @elonmusk should mention $DOGE on SNL. Who’s with me?


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