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Are you going to eat that?

There is no greater sense of community, than when you go down to the shops and the old mates on the park bench are sinking mid week VB tallboys comment on your paint job and say, “Nice Polish, bet it’s hard to keep the bird shit off”. You have no idea Kevin. #localstories


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girlfriend: you never tell me what's going on inside your head meanwhile, inside my head:


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Poor bastard. It’s happened again. It’s not an Aussie reality TV comp unless Shannon Noll comes 2nd. #ImACelebrityAU

grantdenyer's tweet image. Poor bastard. It’s happened again. It’s not an Aussie reality TV comp unless Shannon Noll comes 2nd. #ImACelebrityAU

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Not even hungover, just ate way too much

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Be the change.. Sluts! #coreythoughts

coreythoughts's tweet image. Be the change.. Sluts! #coreythoughts

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i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart


Were Oranges named because of their Orange colour,or was the colour Orange named because of the colour of the fruit? #coreythoughts


Why is #stevemartin always old in his movies? What did he do for the first 50yrsof his life? #coreythoughts

coreythoughts's tweet image. Why is #stevemartin always old in his movies? What did he do for the first 50yrsof his life? #coreythoughts

Anzac Day - The day so intertwined with Aussie/NZ culture that it's legal to get a beer for brekky but not a coffee or food #coreythoughts


Is it considered breakfast if it's after midday? When does all day breakfast become lunch or dinner? #coreythoughts


Why can you pretend to be asleep and fall asleep, but not pretend to be full and be full? #coreythoughts


How come on #googlemaps it never shows the clouds, do they have technology that just sees straight through them? #coreythoughts


#JungleBook is pretty flawed I mean a tiger wouldn't just dominate a bear like that just sayin #coreythoughts


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