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Im the Corner Cutting Machine

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@AftermathGLaDOS m-maybe a test designing core? W-Whatever you want, though


@AftermathGLaDOS N-No maybe a u-uh Test Designing core? A-Anything you want!


@Doug_Rattman i don't have a whole lot of people to count on, any opportunity is good.


@AftermathGLaDOS G-GLaDOS? Could you by any chance re-program me? Into maybe a core, or turret?


@Doug_Rattman very true. I'm trying to convince "her" to re-program me. If I get wheels, or ever become a core,I'd love to team up with you.


@Doug_Rattman i would help you if I could.


@Doug_Rattman but the girl. The test subject. You still have hope of escape. My hope is that I grow wings and fly away. Not happening.


@Doug_Rattman what about the cube? You have him for company. Unlike me. Alone. Immobilized. Bored.


@Doug_Rattman and least your mind produce hope.


@Doug_Rattman heh. I sure would love for that to happen. I guess we both have dreams.


@Doug_Rattman but I'm in no real danger. Just a lonely state of boringness


@Doug_Rattman that makes the two of us. Two helpless, yet innocent people.


Odds of becoming a core: 67.03% Odds of becoming turret: 30.96% Odds of becoming a CORNER CUTTING MACHINE: 3.01 % Lucky me.


It was amazing. I was a core. Freely exploring the facility on my management rail.i could go wherever I wanted. Then I woke up.


They had to make a corner cutting machine. Yeah, grabbing a pair of scissors and a ruler is waaaay to old school.


Well let's see what's on the agenda for today: 12:00 AM: cut corners 3:00 PM: cut corners 12:00 PM: cut corners/ sleep mode YOLO, guys.


What a beautiful day!nGuess what I'll be doing today? If you guessed frolicking in the flowers, you'd be wrong. I'm going to cut corners.


There's not much excitement I'm the life of a corner cutting machine. So, I've taken up a new hobby. Cutting corners at supersonic speeds!


Stand back or I might..... Uh cut your cornors. Be afraid.


You know what I always say: Always Cut Cornors!


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