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Corvin Greene 🐀

@corvingreene

nonbinary queer writer | jewish | disabled fat femme | they/them | maker of judaica that helps you pursue jewish joy

I am about to leave my toxic workplace and be ineligible for unemployment, but staying is no longer an option. One way you can help me out is via my new Patreon. There are many tiers, from a tip jar to book club to tarot deep dives. patreon.com/corvingreene?u…


This is amazing. I wish there was anyone in my family with this type of energy. My mom is a gourmet home chef, and if she wants to try a new recipe she tests it out weeks before. Bc, yeah, don't experiment on Thanksgiving!

I’m sure this is happening in almost every household this Thanksgiving 🤷🏽‍♂️ someone inevitably wants to “experiment” with a staple dish and it doesn’t fair well. Please don’t spread food poisoning.



This can be a triggering thread, but it's fantastic and absolutely true. Oooof.

This is a message to men in relationships with women Particularly if you're with a woman over the age of 35 There's something you need to know about your girl:



I’m giving a D’var Torah on Lech Lecha this Shabbat, and my rabbi, who previewed it, said it was “stunning.🥺🥰 Still got my academic writing chops!


I have made a lot of great connections on Twitter, but I do think it's time to make my exit. I'm JewishPoet on Tiktok and IG, and you can find me on FB under this name as well. I have a Discord server as well, if that's more your speed. Shabbat Shalom.


Wow people are rude AF today. Always a good idea to step away from Twitter when the ableds get like this. Yikes.


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how to make esrog jam:

adcohen15's tweet image. how to make esrog jam:

Please someone else think this is funny. The windstorm destroyed my Sukkah, so when reading Kohelet I had to laugh at this line.

corvingreene's tweet image. Please someone else think this is funny. The windstorm destroyed my Sukkah, so when reading Kohelet I had to laugh at this line.

I was very sad and thought I would not be able to erect my Sukkah again this year, because I need at least one other person to help me put up the kit, and no one was available to help this weekend, but a friend is coming over tonight. Yay!


It's hard to be single and childless in the Jewish community. Especially living an hour away from my synagogue. (no, I can't move right now. Can't afford it!) I'd love to be partnered and a parent, but it hasn't happened, and I feel like I miss out on so much.


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A lot of people jealous that @lizzo can play the flute, when they can only dog whistle.


Praying for all my friends in Florida, and other places affected by the hurricane. This shit is scary. <3


I slept weird and now my neck hurts so bad and I'm trying to WFH today, but struggling. It's always hard to resume work after a holiday, but add on pain and oy vey.


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