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You aren’t living your life with a high enough risk profile.


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They did everything they could to create a panic. They predicted a Black Monday that never came. They became jubilant over an intraday correction on Tuesday. They were rooting for Trump to fail even if it meant the market and economy crashed. Fortunately their hopes have been…



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you’re not bearish enough


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Marketmakers when they see me in the orderbook

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They called me the Millimeter Miracle also

President Trump invited Pastor Lorenzo Sewell from Detroit to pray at the Inauguration, and he did NOT disappoint. God is back in America.



Why is this creepy?

Lucy Liu in 1999.

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POV: You’re dwayne the rock johnson 52 seconds into the gorimbo fight.

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She may talk the talk, but can she hawk the hawk?


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new Kendrick

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Day 1 of protesting until sade replaces kendrick as the superbowl LIX halftime performer. Who’s with me?


ESPN Bet Insider just referred to McCaffrey vs. Breece in fantasy as a Sophie’s Choice.


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Lucy Liu in 1999.

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Brat summer is all fun and games until you die from doing fent laced coke in bushwick and your parents have to come identify your body and you were wearing a miniskirt with no panties


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When I was a teenager working in the deli they wouldn’t let me slice the prosciutto cause it was $19.95 a pound, it gave me respect for prosciutto



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When I was a teenager working in the deli they wouldn’t let me slice the prosciutto cause it was $19.95 a pound, it gave me respect for prosciutto


“We need to take action at the Battle Bus”

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Analyst Shane G is rumored to be going out with Margot Robbie (per reliable source)


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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in poopoo peepee


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