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Kurt Tangle

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You know humanity is doomed when people can’t even stay home and watch tv to save other people’s lives


Going to open a chip shop that only sells chips and peas and call it The Chippea


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Not all heroes wear capes 👇🏿

From Dougie

*Tags person in photographs they’re not in **Get blocked by person ***Messages person saying no wonder you only have X amount of followers 🤣 when you block someone who’s trying to promote you. Thanks for promoting a band I haven’t been in for 12 years. I really appreciate it! ❤️


When you hit it too hard

cplw's tweet image. When you hit it too hard

They say dreams aren’t real but I dreamt I was pissing and when I woke up I had pissed myself. Dreams do come true.


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"Veganism has been shown to be, like, one of the two best things you can do to save the planet. So why are you annoyed at me?" @RomeshRanga asks, why do people hate vegans? 😂🥗 #TheRanganation

From BBC Two

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NIGEL FARAGE: His funding secrets unmasked - Channel 4 News investigation tonight at 7pm channel4.com/news/nigel-far… #FundingFarage


Why would someone make up human made global warming? What is the motive? Seriously!?


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Channel 4 News investigation reveals how Arron Banks' pro-Brexit group Leave EU faked a migrant-crossing video and appeared to have staged photos of migrants attacking women in London. Watch the full report at 7pm on Channel 4. channel4.com/news/revealed-…


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Introducing (I’m Gonna Tell) 500 Lies - the manifesto for Nigel Farage’s new #BrexitParty launched today

From JOE

Fleeces will always be something myGrandad bought down the garden center in that weird bit where you bought knee protectors/colouring books. I refuse to pay more than £20 for one.


Can’t get over San Pellegrino reducing the sugar and adding Stevia. Why did you have to fuck it up guys, it’s not the same. The foil cap makes it healthy no matter what!


My mum took me to Sheffield’s “hip” area yesterday. The bars looked like they were in London but instead of young people they were full of bald white men in jeans and shoes.


Do I get to be southern when I’ve lived in the south longer than the north?


Getting sunburnt at Farnborough air show might be th whitest thing i’ve ever done.


Where can I get the pill footballers take that revives them from absolute death to sprinting round in seconds?


The internet doesn’t suck it’s just that people who suck figured out how to use it.


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