craig_chop's profile picture. Ole Miss alumni. Sig Nu Pledge Class '97. Licensed Lawyer (4th try). 3x DUI Arrestee. Local legend.

Craig "Chop" Larglinson

@craig_chop

Ole Miss alumni. Sig Nu Pledge Class '97. Licensed Lawyer (4th try). 3x DUI Arrestee. Local legend.

Genuinely just turned in a quiz with nothing but my name on it. Might be over from here.


Has anyone heard from my girlfriend Maddie today? Shes goes to UF, haven't heard from her today. Lmk if you know where she is getting kinda worried.


Save me Austin Simmons.

craig_chop's tweet image. Save me Austin Simmons.

Cant think of a better way to kick off the NFL. Were so back. #expand

craig_chop's tweet image. Cant think of a better way to kick off the NFL. Were so back. #expand

"Yeah dude, all the freshmen loved my blue collar fit, totally gonna crack later" #fagggot

craig_chop's tweet image. "Yeah dude, all the freshmen loved my blue collar fit, totally gonna crack later" #fagggot

Game with $5 beers? Am I in heaven? #gocards

craig_chop's tweet image. Game with $5 beers? Am I in heaven? #gocards

Am I just fucking retarded? #seccouple

craig_chop's tweet image. Am I just fucking retarded? #seccouple

Gold Miller lite while the rebs are putting bta. Can it possibly get better than this?

craig_chop's tweet image. Gold Miller lite while the rebs are putting bta. Can it possibly get better than this?

Just got to my cousins grad party and nobody here has bag. Kill me please. #shrink


Hook line and sinker fellas. Take notes. #Manipulation #lank

craig_chop's tweet image. Hook line and sinker fellas. Take notes. #Manipulation #lank

Imagine having to take these absolute beaters to date parties back in the day. Thank god for how far we've come.

craig_chop's tweet image. Imagine having to take these absolute beaters to date parties back in the day. Thank god for how far we've come.

Well this is interesting. Still 🪵. #wife

craig_chop's tweet image. Well this is interesting. Still 🪵. #wife

Came home from college to my step brother with painted nails. Kill me now please. #shrink #gay


Is this my que to leave? #lank

craig_chop's tweet image. Is this my que to leave? #lank

Can i go back to school yet. Im getting sick of this shit. #shrink #fuckoff

craig_chop's tweet image. Can i go back to school yet. Im getting sick of this shit. #shrink #fuckoff

Just said "ight bet" to the black taco bell worker. Felt wrong.


Self dox real quick, yes i was just elected president, yes im the fag in the chair, yes we had a circle jerk after this, any other stupid questions? #shrink #rapepike

craig_chop's tweet image. Self dox real quick, yes i was just elected president, yes im the fag in the chair, yes we had a circle jerk after this, any other stupid questions? #shrink #rapepike

My waitress is a fucking rocket. Whats the play


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