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Surviving on Redbull, Maltesers and whatever the Mrs cooks #DorkingWanderersFC #ArsenalFC ⚽. 3 Daughters, 1 Son, 1 step Daughter, 1 step Son

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In the last Week I've had eighteen hours sleep, I'm shattered. But, I get to see views like this so🤷🏻‍♂️ #AutumnalSunrise #OctoberIsHere 🍂🌄

crashpy_onion's tweet image. In the last Week I've had eighteen hours sleep, I'm shattered.
But, I get to see views like this so🤷🏻‍♂️
#AutumnalSunrise #OctoberIsHere 🍂🌄

Little Family collage from November 🥰💕

crashpy_onion's tweet image. Little Family collage from November 🥰💕

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This wasn’t me, by the way. I’d find it hard not to slip in a few insults at the potato headed helmet while I was there.


I asked for @TheOfficialFNG and he gets caught first FFS lad 😂


Four goals, how many from set piece? Cry more 💪🏻😂⚽⚽⚽⚽


Remember when the spuds said they'd rather have Simons than Eze Today was fucking glorious - Hat trick hero 4-1 and it could've been 6! Get in there boys! #NorthLondonIsRED


This Championship is a lot more On for Max Vs Lando than it is for Oscar on current form. Bring on Qatar & Abu Dhabi Max really is one of the GOATs Peerless Today #F1Vegas


The only thing he's been successful at is making Boris look competent

🚨 Sadiq Khan got PUBLICLY EXECUTED by Alessandro Georgiou: Under YOUR failed 9 year reign of terror: • Knife crime +27% • Robbery +57% • Theft +37% • Sexual offences +64% • Shoplifting +109% 💀 • Violence against the person +26% • TOTAL recorded crime +26%…



Today My Dad met His youngest Granddaughter for the first time 😁 Lorelei & Her Popops 🥰

crashpy_onion's tweet image. Today My Dad met His youngest Granddaughter for the first time 😁
Lorelei & Her Popops 🥰

Watching last episode of @Internetinvite Tournament - Dave must be/must've been loving this Drama! Great Final even with the contentious fall out. RIP Beef #InternetInvitational


Lots of empty seats at Wembley Tonight, you'd genuinely see less empty seats at league 1 and 2 playoff games


8 Days after being born, 6 in the NICU -Lorelei is HOME with Mummy & Daddy ♥️

crashpy_onion's tweet image. 8 Days after being born, 6 in the NICU -Lorelei is HOME with Mummy & Daddy ♥️

Happy 3rd birthday to My Halloween fuzz ball Isla! My blue eyed crazy pants! Daddy, Sian and your Brother and Sisters love You billions 🥰♥️ xxx

crashpy_onion's tweet image. Happy 3rd birthday to My Halloween fuzz ball Isla! My blue eyed crazy pants! Daddy, Sian and your Brother and Sisters love You billions 🥰♥️ xxx

Happy 5th Birthday to my only Son, Archie! Love You billions my Boy ♥️ You've grown so much in the last Year especially, so proud of you xx

crashpy_onion's tweet image. Happy 5th Birthday to my only Son, Archie! Love You billions my Boy ♥️
You've grown so much in the last Year especially, so proud of you xx

Only a handful of moments before these beautiful babies of mine get their baby Sister 🥰💕 (due Sunday!) We can't wait to meet Her, I'm incredibly lucky to have my little (ever growing) squad Best thing I ever did with My Life is becoming Your Dad 💪🏻♥️

crashpy_onion's tweet image. Only a handful of moments before these beautiful babies of mine get their baby Sister 🥰💕 (due Sunday!)
We can't wait to meet Her, I'm incredibly lucky to have my little (ever growing) squad 
Best thing I ever did with My Life is becoming Your Dad 💪🏻♥️

Our baby girl needs to hurry up and get herself born now. Daddy & mummy can't wait to meet you, not can all your brothers and sisters 💕


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