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It’s weird because when everyone was like 20/21 figuring out their lives, what they wanted to do, going to school, finding themselves I was getting trashed 24/7 not caring, truly thinking I wouldn’t be around much longer. Now here I am, as an “adult” trying to figure it out.
There is such a stark contrast in my Facebook and Twitter. Facebook is filled with people that peaked in high school and then didn’t have a single new thought since. And Twitter is people that figured out Cabot AR isn’t Gods gift to us, and probably doesn’t even believe in God.
John has never seen The Men Who Stare at Goats. Who is this man that I have decided to spend the rest of my life with?
Everyday Facebook gets to remind me of what a total attention whore I was. *10 years ago today* #43: you’re so cute we should text some time:) #19: I don’t know you but you’re kind of cute Get sent back in time in the cringe-mobile every fucking day.
Max yelled “Oh Shit…shit”today in line at Target when he dropped a toy he was playing with which shocked me. And then the very nice family behind us informed me my two year old saying bad words in front of their kids made them uncomfortable. 👍 Im just proud he used it correctly
Guys my hair is so mother fuckin dry and life less even though I haven’t dyed my hair in months. Any body have any products that they live by that can bring some life to my hair.
John and I are in a debate. Who is more attractive?
11 vote · Final results
I can’t believe I went from a sloppy drunk slut to a Facebook mom.
John ate the rest of my cake that I was saving. Who do I contact for a divorce?
John has helped me be so much more confident in my body and I think that’s pretty cool.
The connection between MLMs and Christian women is very interesting to me.
So you know Thomas the Train? Well people actually ride the trains in that show and since they also have faces and personalities just like the cars in the All-American classic Cars that only leads me to believe people ride in the cars in the movie Cars as well.
Smokin some devils lettuce, watchin Osmosis Jones while John rubs my butt💕
John just walked in the living room and told me we needed to watching Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles 2 because he is “still figuring out the plot and what exactly the secret of the ooze is”.
So I started rewatching Pretty Little Liars because I loved it when I was younger and have nothing else to watch, anyways…why the FUCK did they romanticize the statutory teacher student situation so much? No wonder I thought it was so awesome a 23 year old liked me when I was 15
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