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@creakytoe

Is this profile good enough to land a book deal?

Sean Connery, you were a legend. You were part of my childhood. How is there not a bigger deal about your absence?


Full steam ahead into carbs


Oreos are a prime example of 40 somethings' kryptonite


Each flat character consumes the whole squeezing the creativity down to a honed frenetic pace. There is no box there is no spray of solitude. 14 years 13 seconds contained.


Don't underestimate my mustard sauce.


The wrath of Sylvia Plath.


"There's a history of untold cruelty that hides in silence in this country." - Bryan Stevenson


The tiny kid Oreo is my gateway drug.


Is sleep just death practice?


The less quality time I spend with my young kids now the tougher they will be right?


I farted out a stink knocker.


Your reactionary nature forbids control.


Don't reach for the sidekick.


Don't discount the grating sounds.


Not one character stood out, the writing fell flat and the main character's acting was forced and stale. Ouch! It's just a TV show but damn can't the network pick a better one. Could it be the power of Poehler? #IFeelBad


Hey @serial Ana is 21 with no job, got pregnant & then got a job at McDonalds & she's not "different than the rest of us"? Yes she's young, but she has made and continues to make terrible decisions, & now she is going to raise a baby. Great. No, she should not have been charged.


Her rictus danced to an untold story.


Keep the wedges thick and the strut tight.


My confined present says help.


"If you would press hard, and bend at the waist." - Middle Man


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