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Crestopher Balsch

@crestopher

Boldly flagellating where no paramecium has extended its flexible cilia before: coffee enema #thisisyourbrain #yolo #fuckitimdoingitanyway


I love the refreshing backside you present to me flyboy. #explosivegreeting #nopotatoes


Switching plumbs through a puckered anus is a feat itself. Mr. Fig Newtons: Gravity is a genius today.


I had sixteen phimosis at breakfast, their bubbly smiles greet me still


The happy snails of my eye live forlorn on the coast of your cheek, don't leave my priapism alone


If I could bleed as much as your face with love, let us be free with shaking smiles


I follow so close as to slam like a wing in heat.


Don't let my fascination seep into your nostril


I want to eat all the wookie in your splenda.


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