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Simon Wright

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Who the fuck is lets off fireworks in October? My poor dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.


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Twitter, I’m losing followers hand over fist. Still just about hanging on in here - please help me find my old followers - if they’re still here - if you can, by RTing.


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One of our Officers was driving along the #M25 when he looked over and saw an old lady knitting whilst balancing the steering wheel with her knees She ignored the lights and sirens so he pulled alongside her and shouted "Pull over” She just shouted back, "No, it's a scarf"


Noun, Semi-Schadenfreude 🇹🇷 🇳🇱, OECD ‘very occasional enjoyment of making the last 4 not giving a toss who you play’


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The Prime Minister has the power to appoint anyone as a Minister, first making them a peer if need be. Some have used that power to appoint friends, cronies, donors, even relatives. Starmer has used it to appoint people who are experts in their field @10DowningStreet


Is this Richmond and Northallerton?

Got exactly what he deserves!



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Incredible to think that Pepe is old enough to remember when someone other than Ronaldo took a Portugal free kick #PORSVN



Time for a back 10 Gareth?


Hey hey we’re the Monkees….

Incredible to think that Pepe is old enough to remember when someone other than Ronaldo took a Portugal free kick #PORSVN



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