rook de repeat offender
@crowsfee
Relax, cupcake, it was a joke. #DATVRP
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❝ I don't believe in no-win scenarios. ❞ 𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒖𝒆. 𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑤. lorent "rook" de riva, reluctant/de facto leader of the veilguard. datv/bg/fantasy rp. selective. mature themes. spoilers.
I made an apology pie. But I couldn't fit 'sorry I almost got the entire team killed by insisting we fight a guy we weren't supposed to fight until like WAY later' so I went broader.
Viago disowned me, so I had to change my name. I think it's an improvement.
i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first
||: sliiiiiiides back into the verse hi hello can i interest you in a dumb disaster twink
i'm a murderer, but! i have principles.
theres a kick me sign on me somewhere and by god when i find it
...I'm going to respectfully opt not to answer that question, on account of I like my knees un-shiv'd.
of course it does. its 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦. [ tossing a teasing smirk over his shoulder, pouring into two cups. ] how do you typically make yours when doing it yourself?
[Sigh.] Yes. ...wait, that smells 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦.
over here. [ from the kitchen he calls, various interments and containers spread over the counter, the scent of coffee already filling the space. ] did you toss it?
HEY. No more twink talk, you'll get Manfred going again.
Turns out it was fine! I think. I feel okay now, anyway. ...I think. Coffee, anyone?
Oh. Ha. Hm. Does anyone else feel like their heart's gonna explode? No? Just me? Okay. Okay, cool, yeah. I'm sure this is fine. I'm sure this is fine. I'm sure this is—
Oh. Ha. Hm. Does anyone else feel like their heart's gonna explode? No? Just me? Okay. Okay, cool, yeah. I'm sure this is fine. I'm sure this is fine. I'm sure this is—
See? You're great at this! And now I trust you not to bite me.
Good! That's good. But no, you can't bite me.
[Goes to find him after reluctantly tossing his stash of garbage coffee.] Lucanis...?
good. I'll see you there. [ and off he goes, considering a shot of 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 whiskey as he waits. ]
Maybe a little. [Slight pout.] ...fine.
now you're just getting under my skin on 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦. fine. first, toss out whatever garbage you've BEEN drinking, then meet me in the kitchen. I'll show you how to brew a PROPER cup.
Tough shit, buddy. You can't eat the griffon. What's your second choice?
⠀ i did not come for mortal’s 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄. i came to 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃. ⠀
Yeah, I'll be honest, there's a nonzero chance at least half the team gets scurvy if you don't force some citrus on them. So. Shall we?
⠀ ⠀⠀I fear if I didn’t that , this group ⠀⠀may fall to some form of sickness ⠀⠀before the battle has begun . ⠀⠀( a jest . . Partially . ) ⠀⠀but I see your Point , ⠀⠀coffee would be nice . ⠀⠀
I mean...yeah. If you ask if you can bite somebody and they say yes, then bite away. It's called ✨consent✨.
Does that mean. I can bite with permission? People will. Be nice? If I ask. For things? Much. MUCH. To think about.
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