crudecryptics's profile picture. Broadsheet-standard cryptic crossword puzzles with sniggeringly rude clues. Literate filth. Not for the prudish or easily offended. Small prizes. Set by @jimjar

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Broadsheet-standard cryptic crossword puzzles with sniggeringly rude clues. Literate filth. Not for the prudish or easily offended. Small prizes. Set by @jimjar

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PRIZE CRUDE CRYPTIC 14: "ALL KINDS OF WRONG" Bog-standard puzzle this month - no special theme. Entries by 10 June 2018 (DM or email). Good luck! Interactive PUZ file here: drive.google.com/open?id=18blzS… JPG below: #cryptic #crossword #puzzle #sweary #cruciverbal #crypticcrosswords

crudecryptics's tweet image. PRIZE CRUDE CRYPTIC 14:
"ALL KINDS OF WRONG"

Bog-standard puzzle this month - no special theme. Entries by 10 June 2018 (DM or email). Good luck!

Interactive PUZ file here: drive.google.com/open?id=18blzS…
JPG below:  
#cryptic #crossword #puzzle #sweary #cruciverbal #crypticcrosswords

Pissing awful weather this weekend. There's only one thing for it: a fiendish topical cryptic - with swears!

New Cryptopica (006) #prize #topical #cryptic #crossword out now. Pic below. PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1rfDlD3… AcrossLite .PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1FxYB8G… Sample clue: A dread IQ muses on bungling... Classic Dom! (7,2,4)

Jimjar's tweet image. New Cryptopica (006) #prize #topical #cryptic #crossword out now. Pic below.
PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1rfDlD3…
AcrossLite .PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1FxYB8G…

Sample clue:

A dread IQ muses on bungling... Classic Dom! (7,2,4)


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Working on this month's Cryptopica. Here's a sample clue - 'like' if you get it, but no spoilers in the replies please. (Had I been in a non-Ximenean mood, I might have limited this clue to just the definition part.) ;) A dread IQ muses on bungling..."Classic Dom!" (7,2,4)


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Something for your Sunday afternoon? A topical PRIZE #cryptic #crossword puzzle perhaps? Cryptopica 004, PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1jAkqDV…… Across Lite PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1BlUWpT…… Entries by 23:59 GMT, 3rd May.

Jimjar's tweet image. Something for your Sunday afternoon? 

A topical PRIZE #cryptic #crossword puzzle perhaps?

Cryptopica 004, PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1jAkqDV…… 

Across Lite PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1BlUWpT…… 

Entries by 23:59 GMT, 3rd May.

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A sample clue from the latest Cryptopica (topical #cryptic #crossword). No spoilers in the replies please :) RIP Duke of Edinburgh - in short, awkward to the end (6) Complete the whole puzzle to be in with a chance of winning a prize. See thread here:

A little later than usual, here's April's Crytopica (004). Printable PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1jAkqDV… Across Lite PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1BlUWpT… Entries by 23:59 GMT on 3 May.  First correct solution out of the hat after the deadline wins a prize.

Jimjar's tweet image. A little later than usual, here's April's Crytopica (004). Printable PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1jAkqDV…
Across Lite PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1BlUWpT…
Entries by  23:59 GMT on 3 May.  First correct solution out of the hat after the deadline wins a prize.


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A little later than usual, here's April's Crytopica (004). Printable PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1jAkqDV… Across Lite PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1BlUWpT… Entries by 23:59 GMT on 3 May.  First correct solution out of the hat after the deadline wins a prize.

Jimjar's tweet image. A little later than usual, here's April's Crytopica (004). Printable PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1jAkqDV…
Across Lite PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1BlUWpT…
Entries by  23:59 GMT on 3 May.  First correct solution out of the hat after the deadline wins a prize.

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Just over a week to go to solve this month's topical puzzle. Sample clue (no spoilers in replies, please)... One detects bluster in interminable Oprah broadcast with Meghan (10)

Cryptopica #003 - March Prize #cryptic #crossword with a topical twist. Pic attached, links below. If you use the .PUZ file, do check instructions on the PDF or pic, as there are extra tasks. PDF: drive.google.com/file/d/11YNsgb… .PUZ (Across Lite) format: drive.google.com/file/d/1V81n9O…

Jimjar's tweet image. Cryptopica #003 - March
Prize #cryptic #crossword with a topical twist.

Pic attached, links below. If you use the .PUZ file, do check instructions on the PDF or pic, as there are  extra tasks.

PDF: drive.google.com/file/d/11YNsgb…
.PUZ (Across Lite) format: drive.google.com/file/d/1V81n9O…


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Just two and a half days left. You have until Sunday at 11.59pm to submit your solutions for the chance of winning a prize...

Fancy a prize #cryptic #crossword with a twist of topicality? Here's February's Cryptopica. Pic below. Download printable PDF here - drive.google.com/file/d/1f_JNy9… Download ipuz format (for use with compatible apps) here - drive.google.com/file/d/1hNhuMD…

Jimjar's tweet image. Fancy a prize #cryptic #crossword with a twist of topicality? Here's February's Cryptopica. Pic below.

Download printable PDF here - drive.google.com/file/d/1f_JNy9… 

Download ipuz format (for use with compatible apps) here - drive.google.com/file/d/1hNhuMD…


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A week to go. Only four correct solutions in so far, one from last month's winner who has generously withdrawn himself from the prize draw, so your odds of winning are currently looking pretty good!

Fancy a prize #cryptic #crossword with a twist of topicality? Here's February's Cryptopica. Pic below. Download printable PDF here - drive.google.com/file/d/1f_JNy9… Download ipuz format (for use with compatible apps) here - drive.google.com/file/d/1hNhuMD…

Jimjar's tweet image. Fancy a prize #cryptic #crossword with a twist of topicality? Here's February's Cryptopica. Pic below.

Download printable PDF here - drive.google.com/file/d/1f_JNy9… 

Download ipuz format (for use with compatible apps) here - drive.google.com/file/d/1hNhuMD…


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Topical #cryptic #crossword anyone? There's a prize (not sure what yet). Pic below. Downloadable PDF here - drive.google.com/file/d/1PGF09C…. IPUZ format here - drive.google.com/file/d/1fwERcU…

Jimjar's tweet image. Topical #cryptic #crossword anyone? There's a prize (not sure what yet). Pic below. Downloadable PDF here - drive.google.com/file/d/1PGF09C…. IPUZ format here - drive.google.com/file/d/1fwERcU…

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#What3clues 50 Part 1 of 4, set by @ChopinClues 1. Please move – I’m resting (6) 2. Scraping instrument used to mix oil into wine (6) 3. Driver’s shout, roundabout pressure! (5) Final clue: Recently welcomed these vulgar possessions and pastimes (12,5) Good luck!


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We made it to 50 puzzles! Puzzle 50 is a four parter. We’ll be posting a part for the next four evenings, with solutions to the final puzzle on Tuesday 7th of July. To solve the final puzzle, you will need to solve the first three! Feel free to send in answers as you go along

what3clues's tweet image. We made it to 50 puzzles! Puzzle 50 is a four parter. We’ll be posting a part for the next four evenings, with solutions to the final puzzle on Tuesday 7th of July. 

To solve the final puzzle, you will need to solve the first three! Feel free to send in answers as you go along

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#what3clues 25 - Day 2 Set by @chopinclues 1. Probe mission to moon non-starter (8) 2. Place to study podiatry may be required for these fabulous specimens (8) 3. Essex police’s rising cuts (5) ...


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"Jacob Rees-Mogg's family crest works as an apt Mad-Magazine-style fold-in..." by merkinhead - just FP'd: ift.tt/2V58pUf


Apologies for delay with the latest Crude Cryptic. Might be a few weeks more. On a separate note, @vizcomic added a definition I submitted to Roger's Profanisaurus - not an original coinage, but a notable omission heard "in the wild"...

crudecryptics's tweet image. Apologies for delay with the latest Crude Cryptic. Might be a few weeks more. On a separate note, @vizcomic added a definition I submitted to Roger's Profanisaurus - not an original coinage, but a notable omission heard "in the wild"...

LAST CALL, LEWD LINGUAPHILES: Closing date for the latest Crude Cryptic prize crossword is tomorrow at 11.59pm (although I may be lenient with solvers in incongruent time zones)...

PRIZE CRUDE CRYPTIC 14: "ALL KINDS OF WRONG" Bog-standard puzzle this month - no special theme. Entries by 10 June 2018 (DM or email). Good luck! Interactive PUZ file here: drive.google.com/open?id=18blzS… JPG below: #cryptic #crossword #puzzle #sweary #cruciverbal #crypticcrosswords

crudecryptics's tweet image. PRIZE CRUDE CRYPTIC 14:
"ALL KINDS OF WRONG"

Bog-standard puzzle this month - no special theme. Entries by 10 June 2018 (DM or email). Good luck!

Interactive PUZ file here: drive.google.com/open?id=18blzS…
JPG below:  
#cryptic #crossword #puzzle #sweary #cruciverbal #crypticcrosswords


Whaddya mean? Course it's a word! Useless fucking Scrabble dictionary!

crudecryptics's tweet image. Whaddya mean? Course it's a word! Useless fucking Scrabble dictionary!

Attention potty-mouthed puzzlers. Still 10 days left to solve the latest prize Crude Cryptic. Had a handful of correct entries already. Here's a sample clue: Motherfucker's son may be sleeping around, right? (6)

PRIZE CRUDE CRYPTIC 14: "ALL KINDS OF WRONG" Bog-standard puzzle this month - no special theme. Entries by 10 June 2018 (DM or email). Good luck! Interactive PUZ file here: drive.google.com/open?id=18blzS… JPG below: #cryptic #crossword #puzzle #sweary #cruciverbal #crypticcrosswords

crudecryptics's tweet image. PRIZE CRUDE CRYPTIC 14:
"ALL KINDS OF WRONG"

Bog-standard puzzle this month - no special theme. Entries by 10 June 2018 (DM or email). Good luck!

Interactive PUZ file here: drive.google.com/open?id=18blzS…
JPG below:  
#cryptic #crossword #puzzle #sweary #cruciverbal #crypticcrosswords


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