cryptaltd's profile picture. The market's job is to crush the maximum number of investors.
Centralized exchanges are exit liquidity.
Software will drink your milkshake.

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@cryptaltd

The market's job is to crush the maximum number of investors. Centralized exchanges are exit liquidity. Software will drink your milkshake.

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Today I quit web 3.0 to pursue my job full time.


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"don't write or run any code, just explain possible approaches and their tradeoffs"

willccbb's tweet image. "don't write or run any code, just explain possible approaches and their tradeoffs"

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A magazine ad from 1996.

TylerDurden's tweet image. A magazine ad from 1996.

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I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday I never hire anyone But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to I make $300 a day in passive income with this method

chasedownleads's tweet image. I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday

I never hire anyone 

But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to 

I make $300 a day in passive income with this method

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This guy built a harmonica mortar that his dog fetches and it’s incredible


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I worked at a startup that used MongoDB. Eventually, all backend engineers left the company.

MongoDB is lowkey amazing, it's mostly free and easy to use. Fuck you and your SQL Structure deez nuts



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I’ve started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone’s virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I’m on the Titanic, we’ve just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assistance. I…


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still dont trust an llm to write css, but it is my lawyer and doctor


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vibecoding is the future

peach2k2's tweet image. vibecoding is the future

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guys?


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here is a visualization of your options

kirbxbt's tweet image. here is a visualization of your options

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"I voted for Trump for the economy" Economy goes down "I voted for Trump so he ends wars" No wars end, new ones break out "I voted for Trump because he cares about free speech" Trump attacks free speech immediately "I voted for Trump because politicians are corrupt" Trump goes on…


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Luxury cars and cheeses are roughly the same price per pound.

BackTheBunny's tweet image. Luxury cars and cheeses are roughly the same price per pound.

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Wife: Could you not call our daughter "Underturd"? Me: Huh? Wife: Last time in Louisiana you called our daughter Underturd. My folks are still talking about it. Me: I did not. Wife: Mom said it was when she was climbing the sofa.. Me: UNDETERRED. I said she was UNDETERRED!


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how tf did we automate software engineers before real estate agents this is such a big fumble on our end


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We are selling burrito backed debt to willing buyers at the current fair market price

Cokedupoptions's tweet image. We are selling burrito backed debt to willing buyers at the current fair market price

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That 5 minute meeting you scheduled? That’s actually called “context switching” and it can take a developer 3-5 years to regain their full focus. Please be more mindful next time

please stop hopping on "quick calls" with developers

Goosewin's tweet image. please stop hopping on "quick calls" with developers


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