Christopher Laake
@cslaake
Better to rule in Hell, than serve in Heaven
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I’m never spending a day at the zoo with three toddlers ever again.
I find it disrespectful when family members ask me, “Why are you like this?” Bitch, you had front row seats this disaster from day one! Maybe pay attention? It’s not my fault you’re lost in the third act motherfucker.
Pretty weird when characters in a book spend time in the city where you currently live, and then travel to your hometown.
Wait, so this company bowling party tomorrow is mandatory? Christ.
Someone is losing their job on Monday when their boss gets the bill for dispatching an after hours team to Boulder to clean up a coffee spill that would have taken them less than 5 minutes to clean. You wasted a minimum of $2000.
I should probably have at least one day off after working 18 days straight, but America or something stupid.
Please don’t ever put a Wham! song in a Star Trek episode, ever again.
Go ahead and laugh, but my underground spider fighting ring will be a huge hit.
I’m not sure if playing never have I ever with Gollum constitutes a nightmare or not.
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