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he/they/dawnmaster | I be yapping🤭

Radio silent for years and as soon as I have a conversation abt him….. ight now😐


Need my man slightly pregnant


Bestie got me out of the house iktr😵‍💫😵‍💫

d3ndro0's tweet image. Bestie got me out of the house iktr😵‍💫😵‍💫

No New Years kiss…. whatever man👎🏾


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i love how quiet and awkward it gets after u establish to the whole room u don’t play that shit


Why is Pretty Woman the best movie ever🙂‍↕️


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Being the third in a threesome with a gay couple is the fucking BEST bro. Like you have the best sex of your life and then you get to hang out with Bert and Ernie for like 20 minutes afterwords


BRING WENDY SHOW BACK RIGHHHTT MF NOW🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤭


Me: “I shaved my beard” Rude ass: “Little girl”

d3ndro0's tweet image. Me: “I shaved my beard” 
Rude ass: “Little girl”

Anytime I use “🙂‍↕️” I’m very much channeling her


Something about a bitch not being able to take that lets me know I’m doing what I supposed to be


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I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something


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My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go


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I see why Michael Myers just quit talkin & started acting like that


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Liking a song isn't enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job


Everytime I top I feel like this picture💀💀💀💀💀💀

d3ndro0's tweet image. Everytime I top I feel like this picture💀💀💀💀💀💀

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cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers


Bald headed men🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ that’s all.


Summer storm go insane fr🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️


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whenever I say “right…right” I’m channeling her

tannertan36's tweet image. whenever I say “right…right” I’m channeling her

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