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please retweet this and help out the homie!!!

Okay I’m on the hunt for an O positive/negative kidney! Holla at ya boy.



What are my options if I want to quit my job…


Is 26 not the most awkward age? Like wtf am I supposed to do with this information


Maybe my flowers for Valentine’s Day are still in the mail


Wow I’m gonna make it to 30 before anyone sends me flowers for Valentine’s Day


That’s weird none of my boyfriends proposed to me for New Years


what button do I press that immediately sends missiles to my ex’s house ? Obviously asking for a friend


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My ex so embarassing 🥴 someone shoulda hit me


Just curios, whose providing the rock I’m going to crawl under


I need to know if anyone else is watching 9 strangers ?? And do we trust Marsha ??


Me thinking I’m being healthy because I bought the sugar free redbull


Weird non of my boyfriends posted about me for national girlfriend day


One of my top ten biggest fears is drunk des walking into a tattoo shop


Holy shit. I’ve reached that age where everyone is getting engaged or having kids. It’s here. And I’m still deciding what chicken wing flavor I want


We out here , killin the game

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I dropped my logo & shirts if anyone on twitter cares, you can follow my instagram @brewswithviewss

rynsmthh's tweet image. I dropped my logo & shirts if anyone on twitter cares, you can follow my instagram @brewswithviewss
rynsmthh's tweet image. I dropped my logo & shirts if anyone on twitter cares, you can follow my instagram @brewswithviewss

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why do humans need jobs why can’t i just sit on a beach with my tits out and stare into the ocean until i die


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