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Miles

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Scooby snack.

Aye, the idol whack, but that man Abel be layin it down in the stu


What came first, the Achilles or the tendon??


Note to self: rapping a mach hommy verse in audition WILL get you the part


They ask my name I give em a pseudonym🤫


It’s just somethin about Mrs. Benson…


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I’m On A LEGENDARY Run Berserko Tonight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Pheromones in the top 5 words


Auditioned for a musical today and spit a Mach hommy verse. Rhyme scheme was incomprehensible


I always feel like the ear monster is gonna get me when I’m cleaning my ears


I need somebody to have a yard sale.


Nobody do it like moose from step up 2


New favorite movie: undercover brother


Who the fuck named Earth?


I hate having vivid ass dreams cause I dreamt my grandma bought some new cereal and I went to check just now. Still no cereal and my grandma don’t even live here


Need one of them joints that transfers ur Pee without you having to go to the bathroom. Zap


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i be hungry as a bitch every day like i never ate before in my life


I’m fuckin great at haikus


I like black panther 2, but they should’ve recast Chadwick.


Worst feeling is when you THINK you forgot something but it was with you all along


Whoever created the word jumbo wasn’t lyin


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