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David Borrego

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I'm only here for the funny stuff.

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The DX crotch chop now carries a $50k fine.

The following was released by the NBA.

NBAPR's tweet image. The following was released by the NBA.


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Here we go again

SVG__Collection's tweet image. Here we go again

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Seen two mythical creatures on my TL this week, but this is the most telling sign we are in the final days.

MTV has cancelled “Ridiculousness” after 14 years, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/10/31/mtv…



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The Anatomy of Songs

SVG__Collection's tweet image. The Anatomy of Songs

BUH BUH BUH BILLUPS?

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.



“Hey David, you ready to go eat?” Me:

Lmao



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Steve Austin stuns in old pictures

MengsMullet's tweet image. Steve Austin stuns in old pictures
MengsMullet's tweet image. Steve Austin stuns in old pictures
MengsMullet's tweet image. Steve Austin stuns in old pictures
MengsMullet's tweet image. Steve Austin stuns in old pictures

Mia Goth stuns in new pictures.

FilmUpdates's tweet image. Mia Goth stuns in new pictures.
FilmUpdates's tweet image. Mia Goth stuns in new pictures.


Someone really needs to go back and correct the Duncan ‘03 finals game where he clearly had 11 blocks but somehow only 9 got counted. @NBA

Only FOUR quadruple-doubles in NBA history. Who’s next? @MoDakhil_NBA



I knew this guy I nicknamed Geppetto because he was a larger guy dating a smaller girl. Same age, but I joked that he looked like a pedo. But since I shouldn’t be shouting that word in public, I called him Geppetto as it was short for Geppetto-phile.

Drake speaks out via IG 👀 "treat my bad days like pathways cause it was either that or the ski mask way."

HotNewHipHop's tweet image. Drake speaks out via IG 👀

"treat my bad days like pathways cause it was either that or the ski mask way."
HotNewHipHop's tweet image. Drake speaks out via IG 👀

"treat my bad days like pathways cause it was either that or the ski mask way."


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Depends on if you grew up in a house wit a screen door.

Important: Do you say puh-CON Or PEE-can?



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literally this dude is like a saint compared to what some companies are doing today

Botgotshot's tweet image. literally this dude is like a saint compared to what some companies are doing today

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Shiiiddd betta have a car wash outside the AutoZone like my baseball team did.

JUST IN - U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP



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the sampling the sampled


I don’t think this was typed up by a 3 and a half year old. He’s still hacked.

On Sunday, Elmo’s X account was briefly hacked by an outside party, in spite of the security measures in place. We strongly condemn the abhorrent antisemitic and racist content, and the account has since been secured. These posts in no way reflect the values of Sesame Workshop…

elmo's tweet image. On Sunday, Elmo’s X account was briefly hacked by an outside party, in spite of the security measures in place.

We strongly condemn the abhorrent antisemitic and racist content, and the account has since been secured.

These posts in no way reflect the values of Sesame Workshop…


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They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce

I thought we all agreed @elmo is off limits



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MF DOOM would have turned 54 today. Forever the villain.


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New tshirt going to be at the top of the rotation immediately

other_st_nick's tweet image. New tshirt going to be at the top of the rotation immediately

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No mames que puta perra joya de video. Sin duda la comida mexicana es de las mejores


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I slept on it. I had to do it. OKC's title deserves an asterisk. They join my definitive short list of championships with an asterisk: tomthefinder.com/p/okcs-title-n…


Take note Rose. THIS is how you never let go

I thought we all agreed @elmo is off limits



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