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Jack Morrison

@dad_morrison

I'm just a dad on the internet trying to have a good time. Main: @ginncide

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Jack Morrison
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Sep 26, 2016

I have survived off of nothing but protein bars and anger for 6 years and I'm a perfectly well adjusted human being

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Jack Morrison
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Jul 22, 2024

((I forgot about this account anyway time to come clean I was a zenyatta main this whole time. My most played dps is reaper))

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Jack Morrison
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Jul 22, 2024

For the last time I don't care who the irs sends I am not paying taxes

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Jack Morrison
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Oct 12, 2022

Soldier's ow2 outfit isnt real and it can't hurt me

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Jack Morrison
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Feb 22, 2022

Vigilante justice is my coping mechanism

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Jack Morrison
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May 25, 2021

My ex husband still misses me because his aim sucks

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Jack Morrison
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May 7, 2021

In Overwatch 2 I will be even more overtly gay

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Jack Morrison
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May 7, 2021

I keep all my emotions right here, and then I will never die. Fuck you.

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Jack Morrison
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May 3, 2021

Maybe Overwatch 2 will come with teammates that don't yell slurs

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Jack Morrison
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May 2, 2021

My friends call me Jack, but you can call me John.

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Jack Morrison
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Aug 27, 2020

Later heteros [runs off a 5 story building]

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Jack Morrison
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Jun 7, 2020

The game may say bronze but my heart says gm

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Jack Morrison
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Apr 17, 2020

Remember to practice social distancing by staying 6 feet away from the payload at all times

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Jack Morrison
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Apr 17, 2020

Tracer? I hardly knew her

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Jack Morrison
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Apr 9, 2020

For the last time Jesse we aren't watching brokeback mountain for movie night again

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Jack Morrison
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Apr 9, 2020

Jokes on you I've been practicing social distancing this whole time

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Jack Morrison
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Mar 29, 2020

This point is infested with updog

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Jack Morrison
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Mar 23, 2020

I am going to throw myself into the sea

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