Dad Joke Han Solo
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Just a dad trying to make his son smile. Join the "Dad" side of the Force! Haha! Ben why aren't you laughing this is great stuff!
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Quick, someone call Disney and tell them that the Star Wars franchise and making millions of dollars are mutually exclusive!
Never seen Star Wars. None of them. Never will. “Omg you’re missing out” Maybe. You’re missing out on being a multi-millionaire. Keep your movie.
When my phone is charged to 100% and I can look at memes all day
Tell your son to clean his room without telling your son to clean his room
Replacing Ben's lightsaber with a flashlight is still paying off He still tantrum-swings it sometimes and I make the *wwwoooom wwoooom* sounds with my mouth and if it's possible to be murdered by the power of rage alone, surely I am going to die soon
Sith want literally one thing and it's fucking disgusting
I confiscated Ben's lightsaber and replaced it with a flashlight as a prank but now I'm wondering why I didn't do this years ago as a disciplinary measure So many bodies over the years... 😳 Am I a bad father? 🤔
I've heard that if @HamillHimself tweets "Mark Hamill" 3 times, a new Star Wars trilogy will appear
Apparently using a lightsaber in Olympic fencing is "cheating" and "dangerous" and "grounds for permanent expulsion from the Games and the nation of Japan"
When someone told me I can now watch the bad batch on Disney+ I assumed they were just talking about the prequels
"The fourth of May is strong with this one!" Is that how it goes?
"Use the 4th of May, Luke..." There, did I do it right!?
What do you call a Jedi dog's chew toy? A light-slobber!
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