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He says "why am I soft in the middle now,
Why am I soft in the middle the
Rest of my life is so hard"

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A man walks down the street, He says "why am I soft in the middle now, Why am I soft in the middle the Rest of my life is so hard"

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Well pumpkin spice my ass and call me a latte, let's get at it


Chicken is on the smoker... We are monitoring the situation.

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Type Christmas then your name into the gif bar. Let’s see the Christmas you…



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Merry Wednesday Christmas Eve

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Looking forward to getting back into the office on Monday.

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Don’t. Not even under medical supervision.


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When middle aged guys accidentally use their wives' expensive shampoo and conditioner:

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Democracy doesn't die in darkness...it dies in Europe.

My recent trip to Brussels for the @NATO Ministerial meeting left me with one overriding impression: the US has long failed to address the glaring inconsistency between its relations with NATO and the EU. These are almost all the same countries in both organizations. When these…



Most of the love songs that have been speaking to me lately are written from a lesbian perspective. Wonder what that means... youtu.be/l7MtqPfPiGg?si…

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Voluntary charity is the way.

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I'm only concerned about two types of people's perception of my sexuality: 1, single women, and 2, dudes who want to act on their impure thoughts about my ass.

“Friendsgiving” might be one of the most homosexual things you can do as a man

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So, Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning. I'll admit, I wouldn't have seen this coming. But when I read her announcement, it made sense to me. Here are some thoughts: Greene was an ardent MAGA figure. She was with Trump from the beginning. Yet, when she didn't follow the…

jeffcharlesjr's tweet image. So, Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning.

I'll admit, I wouldn't have seen this coming. But when I read her announcement, it made sense to me.

Here are some thoughts: Greene was an ardent MAGA figure. She was with Trump from the beginning. 

Yet, when she didn't follow the…

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The *sluuuup* sound means it's time to come the table.


This is how you make money on social media... You find someone else's heartfelt story of recovery, diligence, patience, and craftsmanship, then you repost it without linking the creator.

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If you ever want to break up with a woman and you want her to think it was her idea just share a realistic-sounding vulnerability or two. You can look into her eyes and see the moment her love for you vanishes completely.


This is a fake account, right? CBS would never have a fucking TikTok style presentation on an official channel. Right?

A woman's windshield was smashed when a bald eagle apparently dropped a cat on top of her car. The driver was on U.S. 74 in North Carolina when the incident happened, according to the state's highway patrol. The woman was uninjured, but the cat was deceased. For more details on…



TIL Paul Simon wants to call me Betty, not Eddie, and I been wrong for like 3 decades. youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA?si…

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