colin
@daemonling
all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit
halfway thru the kitchen flooding with sewage I remembered that desire is the root of all suffering and I simply stopped desiring the kitchen to not be flooding with sewage and now I'm honestly in a great mood. que sera sera
So many words spent assuaging a judge who is not there, a judge conjured by the words themselves. Just stop speaking
picking up the cat and saying 'baybee' to her over and over again in my best austin butler as elvis impression
the way y'all talk about opiates on here has me thinking they could fix my entire life. my only experience is the hydros I got prescribed when I crushed my foot at twenty-one, I just remember being itchy and humming the davy jones theme to myself for hours while limping around
busser gave me two grams of coke in an altoids tin she found in the bathroom but the lady who lost it figured out she'd taken it and after a brief argument I gave it back to her, like a cuck, like a fool, like a man used to the universe taking back gifts
I'm doing my part to preserve the culture of boston by being a broke alcoholic irishman with limited prospects
what if i saw the most darling thing? would any of u care? about the darling thing i saw? or are u only on here for violence?
my propensity for getting too drunk and passing out has again robbed me of the chance to have regrettable, unsatisfying sex. to achieve a similar feeling of disappointment I now must doordash breakfast I don't really want
Let’s admit, without apology, what we do to each other. We know who our enemies are. We know.
may the road rise to meet you may the wind be always at your back requiescat in pace wizard
This is where the evening splits in half, Henry, love or death. Grab an end, pull hard, and make a wish.
You, the moon. You, the road. You, the little flowers by the side of the road. You keep singing along to that song I hate. Stop singing.
Pathetically begging everyone at the bar to let me shoot their gun. No luck yet
We have not touched the stars, nor are we forgiven,
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just told chef I won't be coming back to work. the pleasure I take in fucking her over is roughly equal to the pleasure of knowing I never need deal with her constant opprobrium and petty bullshit ever again
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